For the lack of something sensible to do. Random thoughts I had looking around at my colleagues' stupefied faces when we were stuck in a mind numbing 3 hours business update meeting last week. @__@
Ron
: hmm, Harry looked unnaturally chipper this morning.
Draco
: my legs are cramped. And my bum itch ... wonder if anyone
would
notice me scratching? (glances around. Scratches buttocks)
Ron
: ugh, foul rat face is scratching his arse. Argh, why am I
watching
him scratch his arse?!
Harry
: hee hee. Draco has such a pert arse. Can't wait to waylay him
after
class ...
Crabbe
: yawn ... damn sleepy. I wanna some Cockroach Clusters.
Harry
: ... maybe I can ambush him for a quickie under the stairs. (grins)
Ron
: why is Harry smirking and staring at Malfoy?
Harry
: (licks lips and grinned wider)
Draco
: I can see you leering at me, Harry! Insatiable maniac.
Ow,
my arse's still sore. Bad idea to let him sleep inside me.
Ron
: oh ... oh! Malfoy is smiling at Harry!
Hermi
: I knew it! I knew it!
Ron
: ????!!!!@&$&*$#%
Seamus
: cor, Professor Sinistra's boobies are huge!!
Dean
: hey, where's my candy?
Crabbe
: (snigger)
Draco
: (licks lips. Blows air kiss towards Harry) Rowr.
Harry
: (winks) ... wait till I get my hands on you....
Draco
: Rowr.
Seamus
: oh boy! She's bending. She's bending!!!
Crabbe
: gah, Malfoy's flirting again. Wanton bugger.
Harry
: down boy, down! (hands in pockets)
Crabbe
: idiot forgot to use the Silencing Charm again. That's the bloody
fourth night in a row!
Ron
: why is Harry pounding his thighs?
Hermi
: argh, period pain! Wails.
Draco
: (positively randy) come and get it lover.
Harry
: damn damn damn! Not a good time for a hard-on. Not in class!!
Hermi
: must owl Justin ... no sex for a bit.
Goyle
: Malfoy's at it again. Randy bastard. Bloody twit kept me up all
night
with his moaning.
Prof
Sinistra : somebody's hitting on me, hee hee.
Goyle
: I'll Incendio his bed's hangings the next time. Ha ha!
Blaise
: pink lipstick or peach lipstick? I feel soooo girly this week. My
inner goddess Aphrodite must be coming through.
Terry
Boot : wonder if Blaise's a boy or girl this week....hmmm, perhaps
he's game for a shag. Ravenclaws are such boring lot. (grins
vacantly)
Draco
: ow, legs hurt. Damn cramp coming back. No missionary position for
a while, then. (winces)
Harry
: (grins) hee hee.
Seamus
: Pwoar! Drools!
Prof
Sinistra : Irish midget definitely hitting on me. Heh heh, what
they
say about short men and sex drive! These Wonderbra really works!
Draco
: must get Harry to change that lube. That one dries my skin. Ouch,
dick hurts. Sigh, looks like I'll be bottom again this week....
Terry
Boot : (winks at Blaise)
Blaise
: (gapes) !!!! (giggles)
Harry
: wonder if Draco's game to try this new position ... need to find a
doorway
with a lintel though.
Dean
: stop nicking my candy, you oaf! (kicks Crabbe)
Scruffles
Ron
: something's fishy going on with these two (eyeing his best friend
and mortal enemy)
Harry
: (grins vacantly) yeah, if he can hang on the lintel and wrap his
legs round me, I think I can get it in. Must owl him ... see if he's game.
Draco
: (scratches privates) Ow, must remind Harry not to suck too hard.
Feels tender already.
Terry
Boot : (ogles Blaise) yeah Baby!
Blaise
: (blushes) oh, behave!
Ron
: that's it. I'm going to nick his Invisibility Cloak and follow
him
tonight.
Harry
: (waggles tip of tongue at Draco) just you wait! Class will be
over
in a tick. I'll maul you stupid.
Draco
: (smirks) come and get it, lover.
Bell rings signaling end of class. Students rushes to the exit. Except Seamus.
Draco
: (shoves roughly against Harry. Sneers aloud) watch it, you
four-eyed
git.
Harry
: you have a problem, Malfoy? (stares down his nose)
Draco
: you are the problem, you moron. Befouling this school
with
your presence!
Harry
: (glares and swaggers towards Draco until they are nose-to-nose)
what
say we step out and settle it, mano-a-mano?
Hermi
: NO FIGHTING , HARRY!
Harry
& Draco : shut up, already!
Draco
: no problem, Potter.
Harry
: (small wink) scared, Malfoy?
Draco
: (suppressing a grin) you wish, Potter.
Harry
: let's go then.
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